Blair: January 26.
Me: HAAAAhahahahahahaha! I hope you make it there!
Blair: Why? (total panic) What do you know??
Me: I know we have a baby due four days after that...
Blair: Oh. I know that (looking totally relieved). I thought you had prior knowledge of some apocalyptic event or bad weather or something. I haven't forgotten we're having a baby.
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