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Thursday, November 10, 2011

What Matthew Wouldn't Do: 3

Over the summer, I decided to tear up some books and use the pages to decorate.


However, the center (or lack thereof) has always bothered my OCD.  Here's a close-up (beware: if you are as OCD as I am, this may bother you).


Feel free to avert your eyes or scroll down quickly.  I decided today that something needed to be done about this.  Courtesy of the legally addictive street drug Pinterest, I came up with the idea to do a button monogram.

What Matthew Wouldn't Do:


Use a torn up book in a craft project.


Tear up a book. 


Do a craft project.

I looked and looked for a font that I could fall in love with.  One that had a spectacular letter C.  A "C" that I would want to look at every day.  I wound up going to Word, finding a font, enlarging it,  and tracing it.



What Matthew Wouldn't Do:


Do a craft project. 


Spend any amount of time looking for a font, especially not for just one letter.

After tracing it, I went over it with a black sharpie, and like the champ I am, didn't stay on the lines.


What Matthew Wouldn't Do:


Trace a letter. 


Share a mistake with lots of people.


Make a mistake.

I decided to use burlap as my background, so I cut out a rectangle and fringed the edges by pulling a few "threads" out.  I set the burlap on top of my poorly traced C so I could see the lines through the fabric.  After I began to lay the buttons down, I realized I didn't really need the traced letter after all.  Way to abandon the plan and freestyle.  The rest of this post is brought to you by the letters H and G and by the number two, as in Hot Glue Gun. 



What Matthew Wouldn't Do:

Make a craft.  

Come up with a plan and execute it badly.

Use a hot glue gun.

Use buttons for anything other than keeping his shirt closed.

After my button glue was set, I flipped the burlap over and put a thin line of glue around the edges to keeping it from fraying more than what I wanted.


Then I used little dots of glue to attach it to my wreath.

What Matthew Wouldn't Do:


Use a hot glue gun.


Make a craft.


Think a piece of burlap with buttons is blog worthy.

I'm pretty pleased with how it turned out.  I don't have to look at that lop-sided center anymore, and I'm not likely to forget my last initial now.  Besides, no Southern house is complete without something monogramed within it's walls.

What Matthew Wouldn't Do:


Decorate his house.  


Make a craft.


Use a hot glue gun. 


Oh, and I got a new lamp for the top of the piano, because with the time change and lack of over-head lighting on that side of the room it's too dark at 4:30 for my piano student to see her music.


I think it's pretty hot.

What Matthew Wouldn't Do:


Think a lamp is hot.


Buy a lamp.


Go forth all you non-Matthews of the world and create with buttons, hot glue, and burlap.   And feel free to call your new lamp hot.

3 comments:

  1. Hey, I like that lamp! And your wreath looks nice with the monogram - good use of already-owned resources! Isn't that what Pinterest is all about?!

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  2. I love your WMW(n't)D series. They crack me up every time. ^_^

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  3. Hey woah now! I, being a typography nerd (remember how I slaved away at a newspaper for three years?), could very possibly spend some time looking for designer fonts. I may or may not have, in fact, done that in the last few years...
    However, it guess it doesn't matter too much because I've already made up my mind on the two best font choices.

    Serifed font: Garamond
    Non-Serifed font: Helvetica

    Can't beat those.

    Thanks for posting the final photo with that horrible, horrible, mess of a center on your previous artwork. (The horror!)

    Oh, also, I find lamps to be hot when they've been left on a long time. But yeah, not really a fan of buying them.

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