Don't Nap on the Couch

What you can't see in this last photo, is that Noah has on no pants or underwear due to the fact that we are potty training.  He's holding a fun-sized bag of M&Ms, and an hour after Blair woke up he found something in the small of his back (under his shirt) that he was relieved to discover was only melted chocolate...

So...

Man or beast, don't nap on our couch if Noah is in the house.  He will cover you with toys, crayons, musical instruments, and melted chocolate all while sitting on your face.