Blair: Do you want to play Connect 4?
Me: I've never played Connect 4.
Blair: What?! How have you never played Connect 4?
Me: We didn't have it when we were kids.
10 minutes later...
Me: Oh! This is just like chess!
Blair: No, it isn't!! How is this anything like chess?
Me: It requires strategy, and I always lose.
Blair: .......Yes.......It's exactly like chess then.