Conversations with Blair

Blair:  Do you want to play Connect 4?
Me:    I've never played Connect 4.
Blair:  What?!  How have you never played Connect 4?
Me:    We didn't have it when we were kids.

10 minutes later...

Me:    Oh! This is just like chess!
Blair:  No, it isn't!!  How is this anything like chess?
Me:    It requires strategy, and I always lose.
Blair:  .......Yes.......It's exactly like chess then.