Why Doesn't This Surprise Me?

 The only thing about this that is surprising is that it took him nineteen months to do it.  I did, after all, marry a man who as a child jumped out of a tree with a bandana parachute, repelled out of a second story window with his rope tied to a chair, climbed the columns in church, and in general, has rather monkey-like behavior.  Apparently, this is all genetic.  And it begins...