For the last two years, Blair and I have been looking at this in our bedroom. Classy, right?
That's not a real curtain rod, but those are real binder clips keeping the curtains closed. After finally having enough, several days ago I remedied our situation.
Those aren't real curtains, either, but they look like it. They are $5, flat, twin-sized sheets from my local buy-everything-here Mart.
After living with them for several days, I can tell you that this is a vast improvement.